Looks like there are two ways go immigrate & start livin' the good life here in Oz.

a) You can do all the hard work, get decent grades, get into a reputed university, work hard for 3-4yrs, get a job, and work hard all the way from there
b) Come into the country as an illegal immigrant & let the government take care of all your needs!

Apparently the second method is much easier than it seems! There was this news story up on TV the other day about an illegal immigrant here in Perth from Chennai (Madras). Now if you're caught as an illegal immigrant, you are detained by the Government in their special detainment facilities, until they decide 'what to do with you'. Now these aren't the 4x4 one window jail type cells your thinking about. Uh-huh. Its a nice apartment, with a kitchen, living space, bedroom, television, and not to mention the swimming pool. All heavily guarded of course (read: sarcasm). Now the law also states, that, If under some condition (medical grounds I presume), the counselor at the 'detainment' center gives the go ahead, these detainees can be allowed to live outside, in the community.

Now here's where it gets interesting. Our Indian friend here, has somehow caught on to a loophole in the system, and now lives in a well equipped apartment close to the beach (obviously with the standard equipped swimming pool and all that jazz), has a car to transport him around to wherever he wants to go, has two self-hired bodyguards for his protection, and to top it all off, gets an allowance from the government for his daily spending needs!!! The news clip shows him spending an ordinary day heading out to McDonald's, driving around the city & taking strolls at the beach. All at the tax payer's expense!!

Now which option should would you go for? a) or b)?